Good morrow, ye internet vagabond! Thine eyes doth fall upon fair maiden and young squire. Pray tell, wherefore art thine lord and lady? Why! Utah Renaissance Festival and Fantasy Faire! With unfortunes, whence time doth cometh for lord and lady to tarry thither, the sun did hide his bright face and rain doth falleth. Alas! Even jousting t’was cancelled in accord with rain! Much misery befell fair maiden and squire!